21.Dec.2005
Jean Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
21.Dec.2005
Sort of reminds of a soviet joke, albeit nothing existentialist, more communist.
A man walks into a store:
"You don't have any meat, do you?"
"No, we don't have any fish. The store next door is the one that doesn't have any meat."
10.Jan.2006
Phil
'Nescafe' in Portuguese means 'not coffee'.
31.Jan.2006
After an encouraging and stimulating Parachute '06, I am greeted in the office today with:
"The coffee's not working, fetch me the jumper leads"
More stimulation needed here too...
Masterton, NZ
"The coffee's not working, fetch me the jumper leads"
More stimulation needed here too...
Masterton, NZ
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